||[Oct. 10th, 2006|05:20 am]
Inertia rpg community
After recent hot-headed discussions, I just thought I might share this with you all, to remind us what's fun about Inertia. Me and Silver were just having this very non-serious, long-going speculation about who had slept with whom at Inertia, and who would be to blame if they all suddenly found that they had all caught a sexually transmitted disease. It went something like this:
Sally: ... Um. You've all got syphillis >>;
Duo: I've only ever been with Heero! It wasn't me! *glares at Yuy*
Dorothy: ... What? I'm NOT a whore...
Quatre: ... *sweatdrops, whistles*
Wufei to Zechs: You touched _him_, you _tramp_! He's been with Dorothy! Now I'm tainted by association!
Une: You've been having an orgy without me?!!
Treize: ... You realize, Milliard, that if I touch you again, I will have been associated to my COUSIN now?
Zechs: I deny everything.
Dorothy: I have picture proof. It just so happened that this pararazzi was following you around, and...
Dorothy: and well I'm bloody fucking rich!
Noin: You were _cheating_ on me, Zechs?
Quatre: *tries to sneak out the back door*
Duo: Hey, I've never actually put my dick in anyone - well, in the mouth, of course, but that doesn't count because Bill Clinton said so, so I'm still a virgin, right? So none of this is my fault!
Hilde: ... You're all whores, dammit! ><
Heero: ...says the pregnant woman.
Hilde: Oh yeah, non consensual sex. I'm SUCH A SLUT, ARENT I HEERO!?!??! *eye twitches*
Trowa: Give me that knife, I need to conduct an immediate abortion. We can't have the genes of rapists spreading. Now who's going to hold her down?
All: ... *stares at Trowa*
Heero: Well... It wasn't always consentual for me either. Because I was drunk, and...
Trowa: *nods sagely* Yes, drunkenness is an automatic excuse for everything.
Duo and Quatre: BULLSHIT -.-;
Trowa: Who put two cents in _you_, wannabe-angel-whore?